All young gingers are given the “don’t mate with other gingers!” speech.
But ginger females,
and ginger males never listen.
They are drawn to each other.
Soon they lay together in sexual union.
And before long, the female ginger is impregnated.
From her loins will spring a Super Ginger.
The Super Ginger will grow rapidly.
The Super Ginger will mature.
But it shall never go outdoors to enjoy the sunshine.
For Super Gingers do not tan.
Super Gingers do not even experience sunburn (as non-Super Gingers are often do).
When a Super Ginger ventures into the sunlight, it will burst into flames.
And as the Super Ginger burns,
The normal children laugh,
and laugh,
and laugh.
When the flames die down, all that remains is a gingerbread cookie.
These gingerbread cookies are delicious.
And are quickly gobbled up.
Wiping from the Earth all evidence that such a foul beast had ever existed.
